OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
smell my finger.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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