Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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