my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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