i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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