Dual....:-)
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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