i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
