He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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