Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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