eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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