you win again, gameday.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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