maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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