so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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