Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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