They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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