i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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