: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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