margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
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i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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