I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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