i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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