Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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