i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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