PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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