S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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