Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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