That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Randomize
