I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
He felt like a one man threesome
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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