How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
