lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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