i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Randomize
