At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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