wat bout pragnant strippers??
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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