Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
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Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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