Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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