Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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