Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
