before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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