He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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