My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
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So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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