I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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