Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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