Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
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If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
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You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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