I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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