He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
