I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
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i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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