he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Randomize
