I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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