i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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