I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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