4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
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