I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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