her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Randomize
