i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Who put my cat in the fridge?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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