No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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