I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
We have started to decorate penises.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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