He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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