I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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