real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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