Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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